You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
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The Lovers of Valdaro.
Believed to be no older than twenty years of age when death occurred.
Over 5,000 years old.
Locked in an eternal embrace.
Tragically, their story is unknown.
Ironically, they were found in the city of Mantua. In Italy.
The city Shakespeare chose to set the story of Romeo & Juliet.
(Source: silentinsomniac, via anthropologically-unstable)
“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it.
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”(source: Council of World Elders)
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im sorry did you mean the bifrost
In honor of masturbation month....
- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
- 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
- 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
- 11: Top or bottom?
- 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
- 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
- 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
- 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
- 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
- 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
- 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
- 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
- 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
- 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
- 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
- 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
- 25: Biggest turn on:
- 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
- 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
- 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
- 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
- 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
- 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
- 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
- 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
- 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
- 35: What your favorite part of your body:
- 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
- 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
- 38: What do you wear to bed?
- 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
- 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
- 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
- 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
- 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
- 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
- 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
- 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
- 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
- 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
- 49: Most attractive celebrity?
- 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
- 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
- 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
- 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
- 54: Do you have stretch marks?
- 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
- 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
- 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
- 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
- 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
- 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
- 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
- 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
- 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
- 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
- 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
- 66: Do you watch porn?
- 67: How small is too small?
- 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
- 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
- 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
- 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
- 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
- 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
- 74: Booty or Boobs?
- 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
- 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
- 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
- 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
- 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
- 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
- 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
- this seems fun
Thin privilege is never having to deal with shit like this while you’re at work:
(I am working the reference desk. I have a great rapport with our patrons, and am often complimented for my positive attitude.)
Me: “This is the reference desk. How can I help you?”
Patron: “Can you tell me why fat people are so defensive?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Patron: “Can you tell me why fat people are so defensive?”
Me: “I can find you some materials on obesity, or prejudice faced by obese people perhaps—”
Patron: “I just want to know why fat people are always so angry.”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am; I don’t think I can answer your question.”
Patron: “See! You’re angry!”
Me: “I’m sorry; do I know you?”
Patron: “No, but I’ve been in your library before, and I recognize your voice. You’re fat. Why are you so angry?”
Me: “Ma’am, I consider your question offensive and bigoted. Would you ask that same question about a particular ethnic group?”
Patron: “You’re a f******* fat b****!”
(I’d like to say this conversation didn’t shake me, but I felt ashamed of my appearance for the rest of the day.)
From Not Always Right
(via captainjackwholock)
The Amazing Underwater Forest of Lake Kaindy
What makes Lake Kaindy truly remarkable is that it contains an underwater forest. Visible on the lakes surface are the tall, dried-out tops of submerged Spruce trees that rise above the water’s surface like the masts of sunken ships. They are the only sign of the amazing frozen forest below the water’s surface.
The water is so cold (even in summer the temperature does not exceed 6 degrees) that the pine needles remain on the trees, even after a hundred years of being submerged. During the winter, the lake freezes and becomes a popular spot for ice diving.
The lake is 400 meters long and is located in Kazakhstan’s portion of the Tian Shan Mountains, about 129 km from the city of Almaty. The lake was created after an earthquake in 1911 triggered a large landslide blocking the gorge and forming a natural dam.
Holy crap.
(via fluttershwee)
The Walt Disney Company filed 33 applications on May 1st to trademark “Day of the Dead” in anticipation of a future film. That Disney intends to make money off the name of a cultural holiday celebrated by millions of people of Mexican and Central American heritage is awful enough. That they intend to file for ownership of the name and tradition is downright unacceptable and incredibly offensive.
Previously, Disney attempted to trademark the Navy SEAL team that captured Osama Bin Laden, but after outrage from the public, it was forced to withdraw that application citing “deference to the Navy.” If we send a strong enough message to Disney this time around, it will be forced to also withdraw applications to avoid another public relations disaster.
Tell Disney that culture is NOT for sale. Sign this petition calling on Disney’s CEO & chairman to immediately withdraw all applications to trademark Day of the Dead. If we get over 15,000 signatures, we’ll personally deliver it to Disney headquarters. Can you help us get there by signing and sharing?
(Source: fyddlm, via anthropologically-unstable)
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oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
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Episode One: The Sass Begins
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